
Worst idea ever. I can see the headline already: "Man Drowns While Being
Simulatenously Electrocuted: Deemed the Most Painful Death of 2005"

I can see the headline already: "Man Crushed By 2000 Pounds of Stupidity"
Here's a good one:

Here's my favorite:

You got all these guys wearing bio-protective suits and then you got some guy
wearing a pink polo, khacki shorts, and tube socks as if he's on vacation just
hangin' out. I'm sure it'll be a priceless memory for him and his wife to
remember; that time they were at the HEART OF THE FRICKIN EBOLA OUTBREAK.
May we live another fortuitous 6 million years.