Worst idea ever. I can see the headline already: "Man Drowns While Being Simulatenously Electrocuted: Deemed the Most Painful Death of 2005"


I can see the headline already: "Man Crushed By 2000 Pounds of Stupidity"

Here's a good one:


Here's my favorite:



You got all these guys wearing bio-protective suits and then you got some guy wearing a pink polo, khacki shorts, and tube socks as if he's on vacation just hangin' out. I'm sure it'll be a priceless memory for him and his wife to remember; that time they were at the HEART OF THE FRICKIN EBOLA OUTBREAK.

May we live another fortuitous 6 million years.